Where there is 6.9,there is love

2010-05-09T09:02:00.000-07:00

Wow. This blog is dead. Really dead. I know secondary school life is busy and all, but can't you guys even tag a silly comment? No?

*wipes single diamond tear off flawless ivory cheek*

Yes, that's a reference to Eragon and Twilight, in case you didn't notice :d

I have come with new links that may bring a bit more smiles to everyone after mugging like crazy for exams.

Epicute (so cute it makes you squeal. Plus the new blog owner is awesome)
Friends of Irony
Hacked IRL (If you go a few pages back there's a really epic optical illusiony hack. WIN!)

I just watched Beauty and the Beast on YouTube, and have come to a conclusion that Belle is more feminist than Bella Swan. Which is pretty sad, considering the time periods both stories are supposed to be set in.

2009-12-02T04:35:00.000-08:00

This is why The Straits Times wins SO much. Their weekly movie reviews includes the Twatlight "saga": New Moon, giving it a beautiful rating of...

1.5 stars out of 5.

I'm typing the review out here, because I'm likely to make my scanner esplode just by putting the newspaper on the surface. *twitches at painfully obvious error in the article*
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This film is like a mopey, suburban pre-teen girl's diary come to life but somehow, it even manages to be less fun than that description would suggest.

Bella (Stewart) wanders alone and misunderstood and instead of writing her off as yet another slouchy kid who thinks the world revolves around her feelings, everyone is fascinated by her.
Perhaps the film, or the bestselling book by Stephenie Meyer it is based on, should best be understood as satire.

How else does can anyone come to terms with its premises?

When she is heartbroken by Edward's (Robert Pattinson) departure, she sits in an armchair, profound and picturesque while the seasons outside her window helpfully turn as cold as her cold, cold heart. The sequence crystallises the Evanescence music-video-gone-wrong mood of the entire movie.

Her armchair pose is as elegant as it is evocative and presumably she does not need to eat or use the toilet and thus break the spell she has cast over her father Charlie (Billy Burke).
He is a dream dad, because he just hovers and offers crinkly smiles and unconditional emotional support and never tells her to get over it, and do her homework and stop moping, the way tiresome real parents do.

She is not sulking. She hurts.

Bella's character has been kept generically bland, most likely in a deliberate attempt to keep her audience appeal broad.

It unfortunately makes her the opposite of what the fans of the books and films must actually be like. She is never sullenly glued to her mobile phone nor does she update her Facebook page every 10 seconds to breathlessly relate what cool sparkly skinned boyfriend said yesterday.
Despite being stunningly boring and vapid as someone with no interest in anything except her own insecurities and her boyfriend, Edward's cool vampire family adore her.

In the scene where his family throw her a birthday party, they appear to dumb themselves down to talk to Bella, and Edward seems not so much a boyfriend but a parent coaxing an unwilling child to play the piano in front of guests, who probably wish the weird gloomy kid would leave so they can use big words again.

Jacob (Lautner) who plays the new shirtless love interest is similarly fascinated by her, probably because werewolves are a bit like Woody Allen in that they have a thing for women who think they are complicated.

Poor Jacob tries to become Bella's lover but unfortunately, falls into her dreaded "friend zone". He is the hapless guy who has to listen to her complain about her jerk of a boyfriend, but who is always cast off whenever the jerk shows up.

The interaction that occurs between Bella and Edward is perhaps the best advertisement for single-sex schools that ever existed.

They sit together in class and stare like moon-eyed simpletons at each other and then later, lie down in flowery fields to morosely examine each other's faces some more.

It is clear that she thinks their love is epic but to everyone else, they just look a bit goon-faced.
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I don't know whether he's criticising the books or the movie, because everything he says IS SO TRUE GAWD.

I feel sorry for him though. Tons of rabid fangirls will pounce upon him for daring to speak out about "The Bestest Book in da Universe"!

Yes, I am anti-Twatlight. It sets a bad example for impressionable teenages. Eddiekins is an abusive, controlling boyfriend, and Bella acts exactly like a girlfriend of an abusive boyfriend. In other words, she goes back for more.

Obviously, it's perfectly fine to put yourself in constant danger (jumping off a cliff, almost getting raped etc.) because ur twu luv left u!!!

Fans of Twatlight, please, let's have a civil discussion about the books. You are entitled to your opinions, meanwhile I have my own.

Come to the dark side, people. We have logic (and very delicious cookies). People on the forums can write better essays than that woman.

2009-08-08T00:46:00.000-07:00

We MIGHT be having a class outing.

we are taking everything in consideration, which includes location, weather, mood, future events, availability of headphones, bubble tea, possible change in plans, random incidents, and other things that should not be taken into consideration

If everything goes according to plan, we might have one in 2011.

Thank you for your kind co-operation

The Management

2009-08-05T04:07:00.000-07:00

I have noticed recently that the colour scheme of our ex-school buildings have changed to resemble that of Marigold HL chocolate milk (this sentence has absolutely no reference to a certain member of the school's 2007 alumni batch who was previously in class 6.9 and whose initials resemble that of a certain milk brand)other than the faded orange/pink cover-the-window-holes-shelter-thing, which spoiled the entire theme because our ex-principal is probably too cheap to change those.

I know that sentence was grammatically screwed, but anyways...

I'm not sure if anyone is reading at all.

And let's have our 999,999,999th class outing soon!

2009-07-24T21:11:00.000-07:00

Ahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahaha.

Because I'm just really bored, I shall come up with possible dead-class-blog-URLs.

1)6907rocksorsomeotherclichetermforthisdeadblogurl.blogspot.com

2)gorillateetharereallybig.blogspot.com

3)bryanpwnsyousrsly.blogspot.com

4)wearereallytoolazytochangetheblogurl.blogspot.com

5)adamlambertrocksmysocks.blogspot.com

6)krisallenrocksyoursocks.blogspot.com

7)dannygokeyrockseveryoneelsessocks.blogspot.com

8)sixnine-pwnage.blogspot.com (koped from my class blog, but anyways...)

9)deadclassblogurlhere.blogspot.com

10)youmissedaspot.blogspot.com

11)the-beauty-of-six-nine.orcspot.com

12)wearethechampionsnot.blogspot.com

13)smokingkills.blogspot.com

14)totalrandomoutburst.blogspot.com

15)wearetheretards.blogspot.com

16)reallydunnowhatthisis.blogspot.com

17)sixninerevamped.blogspot.com

18)closethiswindowandplaypetsocietyinstead.blogspot.com

19)BURNBURNBURNMWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.blogspot.com

20)gishisaretardedhandphonegame.blogspot.com

Byebye.

Bryan.

2009-06-23T00:04:00.000-07:00

lol.

Bryan.

2009-06-21T03:02:00.000-07:00

I know it's kinda late to register, but I guarantee it won't be a sellout.

ESPLANADE LIMELIGHT PRESENTS: ANGLICAN HIGH SCHOOL CHOIR CONCERT 2009 - SIGHT, SOUND, SENSES AND SOUL

Our lovely flier, by the courtesy of the esplanade.

About the Anglican High Choir

The AHS Choir in the last few years has witnessed unprecedented growth and accomplishment under the inspired baton of our resident conductor, Terrence Toh. A few of these achievements include the coveted Gold with Honours at the 2007 and 2009 SYF Central Judging for Choir and a Gold at the International Festival of Songs in Olomouc, Czech Republic in 2008. However, these accolades are not the choir’s only source of pride and joy, but rather the instilling of a passion for the choral art form and a deep desire to bring music to our community. With this focus in mind, the choir has sung in a host of community based performances, including our annual concerts and as invited guests at various ceremonies held by government and community organizations. For Terrence Toh and the Anglican High School Choir, no stage is too small nor informal, no challenge too insurmountable nor unnerving, as long as we stay true to the music we make.

Eric Whitacre

The Seal Lullaby

Sleep

Lux Aurumque

Nelson Kwei

Yu Chang (Male Chorus)

Maiden of Miao (Miao Jia Shao Nu)

Vytautas Miskinis

Ave Maria

Ave Regina coelorum (Female Chorus)

Bob Chilcott

Aesop's Fables

Hear the choir explore different genres of music, in particular contemporary choral works. Immerse youself in Eric Whitacre's intricate choral piece set to powerful literature and be transported to the rolling meadows and hills of a pastoral landscape with Nelson Kwei's colourful arrangements of two Chinese Folk melodies. Then, feel the soulful tug of Vytautas Miskini's music, and hear the morality tales of Aesop in a new way with Bob Chilcott's Aesop's Fables.

DATE: 30 Jun 2009 Tue, 07:30PM
DURATION: Approx 60 mins
VENUE: Esplanade Concert Hall
TICKET PRICE (Exclude Booking Fee): Standard - S$20

S$15 ticket for Student, Senior Citizen & NSF

Book your tickets at sistic: http://www.sistic.com.sg/

2009-06-02T05:14:00.000-07:00

this quiz was originally from facebook.

Pick the month you were born:
January-------I kicked
February------I loved
March--------I karate chopped
April----------I licked
May----------I jumped on
June----------I smelled
July-----------I did the Macarena With
August--------I had lunch with
September----I danced with
October-------I sang to
November-----I yelled at
December-----I ran over

Pick the day (number) you were born on:
1-------a birdbath
2-------a monster
3-------a phone
4-------a fork
5-------a snowman
6-------a gangster
7-------my mobile phone
8-------my dog
9-------my best friends' boyfriend
10-------my neighbour
11-------my science teacher
12-------a banana
13-------a fireman
14-------a stuffed animal
15-------a goat
16-------a pickle
17-------your mom
18-------a spoon
19------ - a smurf
20-------a baseball bat
21-------a ninja
22-------Chuck Norris
23-------a noodle
24-------a squirrel
25-------a football player
26-------my sister
27-------my brother
28-------an iPod
29-------a surfer
30-------a homeless guy
31-------a llama

What is the last number of the year you were born:
1--------- In my car2
--------- On your car
3 ----------- In a hole
4 ----------- Under your bedapr
5 ----------- Riding a Motorcycle
6 --------- sliding down a hill
7 --------- in an elevator
8---------- at the dinner table
9 -------- In line at the bank
0 -------- in your bathroom

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:
White---------because I'm cool like that
Black---------because that's how I roll.
Pink-----------because I'm NOT crazy.
Red-----------because the voices told me to.
Blue-----------because I'm sexy and I do what I want
Green---------because I think I need some serious help.
Purple---------because I'm AWESOME!
Gray----------because Big Bird said to and he's my leader.
Yellow--------because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
Orange--------because my family thinks I'm stupid anyway.
Brown---------because I can.
Other----------because I'm a Ninja!
None----------because I can't control myself

Now type out the sentence you made, in the TITLE and tag your friends.

~Bryan

2009-05-31T04:58:00.000-07:00

Heh.

THIS IS AN UPDATE FOR THIS DEAD BLOG

Some truths:

1) Gorillas are smelly

2) You shoudn't name your kid "Hitler"

3) GhostX is fun

4) You should play it.

5) The word blahblahblah consists of the words "Blah", "blah" and "blah".

6) If you press Shft + 6, you get the symbol ^

7) Type the words "download.exe" into notepad or command prompt and save, and then open it.

8) You shouldn't be reading this if you tried 7), because then your computer would have crashed.

9) Your computer is already crashed, whether you tried 7) or not. Don't deny it.

10) Adolf Hitler worked at Ikea before he became a dictator.

11) He needed the cash.

12) Don't laugh, it's not funny.

13) Sorry, that wasn't a truth.

14) The list name has been changed to A list of non-truths.

15) You can also call it A list of lies if you want.

16) But then lies would be too harsh, like you wouldn't like it if I called you liar in your face.

17) Folie a Deux is a good album.

18) You should get it.

19) This blog is environmentally friendlier than any writing on recycled paper or whuteva, because it does not require any paper and does ot contribute to the stress on Earth's resources, and would therefore cancel out the problems of overpopulation if everyone wrote stuff on their blog instead of writing stuff on paper.

20) The person behind you is a communist.

21) If there is no-one behind you, you are the communist.

22) ok, I'm gonna end this list soon.

23) "Soon" is a synonym for "Quickly"

24) It's not. I lied. Again.

25) Sucker.

26) Ok then, bye.

27) Bye.

28) You didn't say bye.

29) How very rude of you.

30) So you think just because this is an online message, you don't have to say "goodbye", eh?

31) EH?!

32) I give up.

33) See? This is why we can't be friends.

34) Ok, I hate you.

35) Bye. I mean it this time.

~Bryan. :[

2009-05-16T01:44:00.000-07:00

Hey 6.9.

These are the details for the bbq on 23d May.

From Joshua:

Time:8.30am-4pm or 5.30pm meet at tampines mrt it will also be minyi n bt birthday.but bt birthday is a surprise so if u have present dun show him pls bring ezlink-card,money 4 vending machines(optional) money for bbq( i nxt time tell u hw mch) if wan to play sports then dun wear shorts tat will thouch ur ankle

Firstly, I don't think Bryan comes here often, does he?

And secondly, it's too bad Gizzards can't come, because WQ and I were planning something for him.

Yea thanks then.

Hope to see you all there.

You better be there.

-Bryan.

2009-05-10T20:50:00.000-07:00

Happy B'day, HL/Amber.

Hope you get that chainsaw.

Or maybe that whale harpoon I mentioned a few months ago.

Bye.

2009-05-10T19:30:00.000-07:00

Back again.

Got COH (first ed.) from my cousin.

Happyness.

Now I'm gonna play it without my parents knowing at all.

I know it's the exam period. Don't remind me.

2009-05-09T07:05:00.000-07:00

Oh hi remaining 6.9-nians who still check this blog regularly ~~every hour~~.

Anyway. You all definitely know about H1N1, right? I'm amused by MOH bringing the alert from orange (<333) to yellow, because they were like, overeacting. Like REALLY overeacting.

So a general call-out to 6.9-nians to take care of your own health and not to stay up too late during weekdays. Sleep as early as you can and drink lots of water. Especially because the holidays are coming out in... three weeks, and it's a real bummer to be sick then.

And death to bhzy.

2009-04-30T19:37:00.000-07:00

MID-YEARS ARE COMING!

Aren't you excited?

Awwww... Of course you are.

Don't lie.

No, seriously.

Darren Mak's facebook profile is chock-full of F-word goodness.

It's almost spooky.

He's almost spooky, I mean.

Which school did he go to anyway?

I've never even dreamed of such a place in my life.

A school that turns your entire vocabulary of all the words you've known in your life into profanities.

Here's the conversion table.

Hello = say F word.

Goodbye = say F word.

How are you? = F*** you?

I'm fine = I'm F***ed

and so on...

Yea, you get the point.

And hey, I'm not, I REPEAT, NOT EGOTISTIC okayy?

Sticks and stones, Ruoling.

Nah, anyways, good luck for the exams!

2009-04-30T02:37:00.000-07:00

A discussion between Si Bin and Rolling on a fateful, stormy night.

This deeply enriching topic is...
What would 6.9 be like if we were still a class in sec school?

... Uh. I forgot what I was going to type.

2009-04-27T04:19:00.000-07:00

Whooo! Who's watching Spring anime? Right now I'm watching K-On. It's full of moe-ness, just can't resist it. But seriously, Don't Say Lazy is really good.

Okay, so no more fail pics, because SOMEBODY doesn't like it...

But I have Lolsims (credit to LOLSims). Bwahaha! I wish I had a grouchy sim. Maybe s/h/it would be able to flip the bird or something. Other than cheating at chess, I mean why would you need to do that if you had a logic of 10 points?!?!

Yes, I'm bored, even though I'm supposed to do my homework. Kelly Clarkson is awesome! (behold the truth behind this post! shameless plugging of All I Ever Wanted!)

The Day We Fell Apart is awesomesauce. So is All I Ever Wanted, and Already Gone, and Cry, and I Do Not Hook Up, and My Life Would Suck Without You... Heck, everything is great.

2009-04-25T22:23:00.000-07:00

Hey nice.

Happy 101st post six nine.

Yea that's great and all *applauds*

Now go play petsociety.

2009-04-24T22:45:00.000-07:00

Hmm.

I was real bored just now, and I heard this voice calling out to me.

Push down that fail pic post...

So I did.

You know, those ads remind me of the MRT priority seat signs, which can be translated to I'm old, I'm fat and I'm horny.

Go figure.

There, I've pushed down the previous post.

But why do I have this weird inkling that another fail pic will be posted not long after this post is published?

Oh well.

2009-04-24T07:40:00.000-07:00

Because I'm not happy with that post below me, I shall post more fail pics, courtesy of fail.org
Bit blurry, but deal with with it.

2009-04-23T23:48:00.000-07:00

Hmmm..

Dunno what to post here.

This little piece of blog space...

Filled up with my pointless post.

Good luck for Mid-years, people.

Dun let yourself down.

Bye.

2009-04-23T06:43:00.000-07:00

Entertainment, we shall have some! Because we need a jolt to this blog again.

Who wants to come for a 'Bascic' Reading Skills workshop? Anyone? *snorts*

2009-04-15T03:39:00.000-07:00

2009-04-04T21:03:00.000-07:00

I shall not bother to reply those tags because they are not worth my precious time.

I shall not block others from viewing this blog because I WANT the "hater" to visit more often.

He is a gifted entertainer.

Or should I say, he was BORN as entertainment.

Just imagine, someone actually bothering typing his fingers to the bone to insult us with stuff that doesn't really matter.

And with insults that sound so darn funny, or should I say... Unique?

Remember the SoyJoy ad?

The hater: MUCH EFFORT!

Me: LITTLE EFFORT!

No further explanation is needed.

Hence, I thank you, "Hater", for entertaining us.

Be honoured.

Really.

I don't usually thank people.

And, 6.9-ians, why get so worked up?

He is merely doing the thing that he was born to do.

Entertainment.

If one does not fufill his purpose in life, he will die feeling unaccomplished and useless.

So, fufill YOUR purpose: being entertained by this facade of hate and anger, because deep down inside, the "hater" really LUVVS you and all your friends.

Deep down inside, he's a really sad and lonely person who just wants a friend and hides his true feelings about you under that smokescreen of "hate".

So, treat him like you would a friend.

Shower him with care and concern, not with insults and abuses.

So, "hater", from the people of 6.9, WE LOVE YOU SO VERY MUCH.

Yours truly, Bryan.

P.S. Please continue with those degratory remarks, because they are actually very very amusing.

2009-04-04T00:54:00.000-07:00

Feeling reall emo today.

I will keep this post relatively short because:

1) no-one really comes here anyway.

2) short posts are nice.

3) we're all drifting apart, slowly but surely.

4) you won't have the attention span to get beyond 5) anyways.

5) so maybe you do.

6) MY SISTER FREAKING ATE MY DARS CHOCS WHILE I WAS HAVING A FEVER.

7) I KNEW THAT I SHOULD HAVE FINISHED THEM OFF WHILE I HAD THE CHANCE.

8) short posts are nice.

9) short posts with the number ten in them are nice.

10) the end.

2009-04-02T05:33:00.000-07:00

Oh yes, for anybody who has time to write a frikin' essay, have fun with THIS!
I koped from my class blog

I coped from my fwen's email.

---------- Forwarded message ----------
From: Staff Poh Bee Kwang <poh.beekwang@dhs.sg>
Date: Wed, Apr 1, 2009 at 6:49 PM
Subject: Quadratic Equations Diagnostic Quiz
To: 09Y2J@dhs.sg

2J

You are such a disappointment! Despite your A & A+ for your assignment, your test scores ranged from 0 to 9.5. No one got full marks. My inference is that you simply copied your friends' work. This is downright dishonest. Dunmanians, where is your integrity? How could you abuse the trust reposed in you? You wanted me to believe you can when you can't? How does that help anyone? Have you done justice to the school and your parents? So much resource has been expended you, to provide you as conducive a learning environment as possible - time, money, thought, effort, etc... And you've neglected your learning, pretended to attain learning, whatever for?

Those who fail (lower than 7/10), your assignment marks will be reduced to a minimum C. So what if you get a high grade but have no character to befit the grade? Since I can't change your character, I'll do what's within my control - your grade. Write to me if you think this is an unfair accusation on you... Your marks are given against your index number below:

1	5
2	5
3	6.5
4
5	3
6	1
7	4
8	3
9	8
10	8
11	9
12
13	1
14	7
15	2.5
16	5
17	5.5
18	7
19	7
20	8
21	6
22	9.5
23	4
24	6.5
25	3.5
26	5
27	9.5
28	4
29	9
30	8
31	4.5
32	3
33	5
34	0
35	9.5
36	4

We love it when grown-ups act rationally. VERY rationally.

Ruo Ling (currently very amused)

2009-04-02T05:25:00.001-07:00

To deal with trolls, you macro them.

From PMBD

Once again, idiots prove that they can't make a point without vulgarities.

Even though it was pretty impressive that you're so concerned with actual issues like rape, abortion, and noise pollution.

Now we would appreciate it if you would save electricity and shut down the computer.

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HEY! My jokes are not lame. They're different, that's all. I is a speshul snowflake. LEAVE ME ALONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111 SO MEAN!!!!!!111

Ruo Ling

2009-03-31T01:06:00.000-07:00

I'M WRITING IN RED BECAUSE THAT DESCRIBES ME NOW.

Dude.

I'M THE WRITER. B-R-Y-A-N.

BHZY.

SOME PEOPLE JUST HAVE TO GET NEW SPECTACLES.

DIDN'T YOU BLOODY READ THE LAST SENTENCE IN THE SECOND POST?

WHY MUST YOU KEEP COMING HERE AND GIVING US A WORSE IMPRESSION ON YOUR SCHOOL FOR RAISING SUCH FAGGOTS LIKE YOU?

VS? BOY'S SCHOOL? YEAH RITE. IT SEEMS THAT NOT ALL OF THEM ARE BOYS.

KEEP COMING HERE AND INSULTING YOUR OWN INTELLIGENCE.

THE FUCKIN' WORD IS HERMAPHRODITE, DUMBASS.

THE WORD IS HOMOSAPIEN, SHITASS.

BUT WHY AM I INSULTING YOUR ASS? IT'S NOT AS IF YOUR ASS WAS THE ONE TYPING OUT ALL THIS CONSTIPATED SHIT ON THE TAGBOARD.

OR IS IT?

and i'll be my own father...wow..no wonder my friend says 6.9 produces iditos. but i didnt expect this.

WE PRODUCE IDIOTS. YOU PRODUCE YOURSELF.

hater - hong leng: dude, i said mother fking symbol because it was really mother fking..then what u want me to say? cute as bhzy? I think saying that insults the asterisk.

HERE'S A COMPLIMENT THEN. YOU MOTHERFKING MELVIN. OH WAIT, I JUST INSULTED MELVINS. PLUS I'M THE BEST DAMN THING YOUR EYES HAVE EVER SEEN, COMPARED TO THAT FUCKFACE OF YOURS.

I BET YOU DON'T NOTICE THAT WE'RE INSULTING YOU, NOT THE ASTERISK EITHER. YOU CAN DO THAT IN YOUR SPARE TIME.

hater - hong leng: AHAHAHHAAHAHA! I cant believe that you can be such a ****ing idiot

I TAKE BACK MY WORDS. YOU'RE STILL USING THE WORD "FUCK".

to actually post something like over 500 words long!

I CAN DO BETTER. I'M TOUCHED TOO. YOU BOTHERED TO COUNT.

hater - hong leng: lol...well im not like you who fcks anyone on a street. I'm not a pervert..all i said at the start was "sex comes after love......." But I did not say that im gonna fk anyone on the streets

ERMM, HELLO? YOU DIDN'T "SPECIFY".

hater - hong leng: if i had to the last person would be you. ur fugly face makes me puke on sight.

ERMM, HELLO AGAIN? THIS IS THE INTERNET.

HONG LENG LOOKS DAMN NICE... EVERYONE DOES, COMPARED TO THAT FUCKFACE OF YOURS.

hater - hong leng: Northlight...yeah i guessed someone would be as dumb. I thought i was facing against someone smarter since he used not as much vulgarities..to think..idiot and retarded all in one..thats something

YOU'RE RIGHT. NORTHLIGHT WOULDN'T WANT YOU ANYWAY.

YOU'RE SO STUPID, YOU SOLD YOUR BICYCLE FOR A NEW SUSPENSION SYSTEM.

AND YOUR CAR FOR GAS MONEY.

hater - hong leng: i dun wan waste time here, btw if u thought im backing out..then..ur wrong i guess.cuz i just replied so many stuff.

YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT, BACK OFF. WORDS ARE CHEAP. YOU'RE STILL THAT COWARDLY LITTLE PIECE OF CHICKENSHIT SITTING IN FRONT OF THE COMPUTER TILL SOMEONE HAS TO WIPE YOU OF THE CHAIR WITH A PIECE OF TISSUE.

AND I SHALL NOT INSULT YOUR CLASS AS THAT WOULD BE INSULTING MY FRIEND TOO.

YOU BETTER NOT COME AGAIN LIKE YOU SAID.

YOU SHOULDN'T EVEN BE READING THIS IF YOU KEPT YOUR WORD.

Sheesh. This Tag-dissecting-and-making-other -people-look-stupid posts are actually quite fun.

Comical is the word.

Anyways, Minyi's SYF is on tomorrow, I think. So wish her luck.

Mine is three weeks from now. On a Thursday.

Wish me luck too! And let's not forget Mik.

Gaah.

I miss you people.

And, must 继续努力 for your studies an all the competitions too!

为了创造一个更美好的新加坡！

That was taken out from a certain chinese textbook.

I know what it means too.

Just a random sentence, so ignore it.

Remember, all of you are awesomely spectacularrifically wonderfully wonderful 6.9-ians.

Don't let anything get in your way... and live.

Roadkill. That's how it happens.

I know this doesn't sound like my usual supersadistic-evil-but-funny self, but it's because I've been feeling really nostalgic lately.

Actually, this is all propaganda to keep your morale high and make you serve me in my quest for world domination.

Yeah right.

I reallly miss you.

~~Bryan=luvv. 6.9=luvv. Bryan+6.9=too much.~~

Nah...

6.9 haters=Dumb people.

Yupp.

Seeya.

2009-03-30T04:05:00.001-07:00

Concert band SYF is on Wednesday mehhh?!?!?!?!?!?

Gaah, I dunno.

Anyway, This Wednesday is April fool's day.

Get lots of M&Ms !!

-Bryan.

2009-03-27T22:09:00.000-07:00

So.

You do have guts.

Or do you?

Could the name Melvin be the truth, or another sick attempt to sabotage another person?

Ahem.

Refer to Ed's latest post.

And compare:

The sky turned blood red and the ground turned blisteringly hot and erupted into an inferno of power. Ominous music began to play, and with an entire army of undead, rose... Bryan.

I am your worst nightmare.

I suck at this, but anyways...

...

Why can't people like the "hater" learn to just FUCK OFF !?

Dude, leave us alone.

Friggin' bugger.

You're not the only vulgar one, you know.

yo here's my name. lol can, change the setting make it allow f*ck, cheebye, your mother pus*y face, your pus*y and alot of other stuff..so that i can stop using this mother fking symbol. lol i said sex comes after love, but i did not specify, so when i dont specify, it doesn't mean that i do certain things. Ha ha! lol wow at least im a homosaipien..not like you...some homosexual hermaphrodic

I see you've used these two days to brush up on your vocabulary. Again, the "settings" permit ANYONE to use the words fuck, cheebye, your mother pussy face, your pussy and alot of other stuff. Oh, and did I mention you can use the word MOTHERFUCK here too? As long as you're a blog admin you can say whatev you want.

Membership is only $999,999,999,999,999,999,999 dollars SGD.

Just that we're all to civilised to use them often. But, as you can see, I have made an exception in your case.

Plus, please remember that this is a class blog and half of our class's population is male. Therefore, not all of us have pussies, to tell the sad truth. I know the truth may be hard to handle, but we are not a girl's school.

lol i said sex comes after love, but i did not specify, so when i dont specify, it doesn't mean that i do certain things.

So, if what you say is true, you WOULD fuck someone on the streets who you have stalked for years. That's because you "love" her without "specifying". Wow. It's people like you that are the reason for the overpopulation of this planet. Let's hope the guilt kills you. Do you know why so many people in Africa are dying from AIDs?

And now, I would like to point out that even though you've inproved your vocab, your spelling has remained equally horrendous.

Ha ha! lol wow at least im a homosaipien..not like you...some homosexual hermaphrodic

You are a homosapien? Hmmmm... My first impression of you was that you were some alien hacking into the internet and trying to make humans destroy each other by falsifying information about each one of us. Propaganda is dangerous.

And, the word is Hermaphrodite. I'm also quite sure you're referring to yourself.

Tsk. I'm disappointed in you Melvin. You're in VS, yet your command of the English language could easily be bested by someone in North Light School.

Gaah, why do I even bother? Take a trip to 600 Upper Changi Road. Don't go to the school, but you can go to the church. They have counselling services there.

------ignoring you------

On a lighter tone, SYF is only three FRIGGIN' weeks away!

Ahhhhh!

STRESS STRESS STRESS

Let's hope that all of us are well-prepared.

Remember to do your school proud, but also remember not to neglect your studies at the same time.

Even if you DO fail, you should not regret anything as long as you've tried your best.

So....

Yours sceptically,

Bryan.

2009-03-26T04:54:00.000-07:00

So.

It's "hater" now eh?

Seriously, you people should get more interesting names.

How about "imanidiotandihate69tothecorebecauseimadumbass"?

Anyway, your opinion on love is twisted.

When there is love, there are babies?

You love your mom, don't you?

Words fail me at your pitifulness.

Tsk.

and there are idiots from 6.9 who come up with a class blog whom no one visits apart from a pathetic one from me, and some other ppl with no life including tau keh a.k.a insanity, ahahahaha

Idiots? Is that the best you can do? My pet gorilla uses a more creative vocabulary. And no one visits apart from a pathetic one from me.

So you've finally admitted that you're pathetic. Har. Words fail me. You probably hate so much you hate yourself too.

and some other ppl with no life including tau keh a.k.a insanity. At least he understands the word. You, with your pitiful vocabulary, would probably use something like : " xiiao kia" or stuff like that.

Ahh, bye.

WHEE~

2009-03-25T06:28:00.000-07:00

Hello (:

Someone *cough* came and begged me to post something on this going-to-be-dead blog.

Hehe. No lah. Just kidding. It's sort of my resposibility to post here also. :p

Anyways, how's life? Well. It's just the start of a new term, so mine is still quite slack. Though SYF practices are hectic and tiring! SYF's on next wednesday. Ahhhh. Good luck to all the people who are going to SYF! (:(:

Hm. After SYF will be CCA break! Thinking of going back to TNPS, since im gonna be more free in the afternoons. (hopefully! things and events just pops out from nowhere.) So if you guys are free you all must go back with me okay :D:D:D

-

I wonder how's MG O.O She actually looks younger and younger as the year goes by. Haha

It's her son's PSLE year this year. Lets pray hard for him :D:D ( I doubt she needs it. Her son's pro of course XD)

-

gtg. I wanna post at my own blog . Hehe. Come and tag okayyyyyyyy (:(:

Cheerios,
Minyi

2009-03-18T19:44:00.001-07:00

A long list of random stuffs. (And sentences.)

Darn.

1) My Blu-Ray DVD player exploded when I put Ketchup in it.

2) I waxed the corridor because I wanted a bowling alley.

3) Pizza isn't round, it's pizza shaped.

4) I burned my homework last night and I'm proud of it.

5) I love my CCA.

6) I can't control my mouse because my pet cat keeps chasing it around.

7) Plasma TVs are actually filled with plutonium, and are proven to be able to cause cancer in severe cases of couch potato.

8) Speak words of encouragement to your computer, because they're liable to break down any moment.

9) Boy, 妈妈叫你不要再抽烟了。(pardon my atrocious command of the chinese language)

10) This is the last thing on the random sentence list.

11) So maybe #10 wasn't last on the list. Sue me.

12) So maybe #11 was two sentences. Sue me.

13) See above.

14) LED stands for Lick the Electrical Diode thingy.

15) #14 leads to the demise of more than 20,000 idiots every year.

16) We are greatful for #14.

17) Who needs Man's Best Friend when you've got your computer and GameBoy?

18) You are approaching the end of the list.

19) Nearly there...

20) I was lying.

21) Watch Happy Tree Friends and begin your career as a full-time sadist!

22) Join the dark side...

23) Garfield comics are cool.

24) Only 200,000,000,000 items left on the list.

25) 199,999,999,999 left...

26) Nah, I'm getting tired of this.

27) Seriously, I'm thinking of stopping.

28) Just that I can't.

29) Or that I just won't quit it.

30) You're getting bored now, eh?

31) THE END.

32) Or is it?

33) Don't think this lame list is the last of its kind.

34) I WILL BE BACK!!

35) *screams hysterically*

36) However, I do hope that this list will introduce more topics to talk about in the future.

37) Yeah, right.

38) Now this is entertainment.

39) Same as #32.

40) Note that the first letter on each item on the list actually spells something DAMN wrong.

41) Hot dogs taste better with mustard.

42) Whoopie cushions are so much fun!!

43) #40 was a lie. And you fell for it. Sicko.

44) There are 45 items in this list.

45) #44 is the truth.

LOL.

yours grammatically-incorrected-ly

Bryan.

2009-03-18T00:56:00.000-07:00

This post is to remind you about how Mrs Gan actually looks like.

I bet most of you have actually forgotten and are too lazy to scroll down to view the pic.

Oh well.

There.

This is just to remind you that it's been like what, almost two years now.

Is it?

Well, anways.

You can't do anything to me for posting this post, well, because... Because...

Anyways, the picture looks great.

This is a random post, by the way..

You don't think so?

I hate Energizer batteries.

Cacti are actually spiky green aliens sent here to take over our planet.

iPods too.

Note that the entire human race is doomed to extinction.

And all you care about is reading this lame and random post.

Tsk.

~Why is the sky blue?

~Bbbbryan.

Oh, and the Tuts my Barreh video wasnt bad at all, was it?

How's that for entertainment?

2009-03-18T00:52:00.000-07:00

More lame jokes:

Today in the markets, helium was up; feathers were down. Paper was stationary. Elevators rose, while escalators continued their slow decline. Mining equipment hit rock bottom. The market for raisins dried up. Coca-Cola fizzled. Balloon prices were inflated. And Scott Tissue reached a new bottom.

Japanese banks have been hit almost as hard as American banks: The Origami Bank has folded, and we hear the Sumo Bank has gone belly up too. Bonsai Bank plans to cut some of its branches. Karaoke Bank is for sale and is going for a song. Meanwhile, staff at Karate Bank got the chop, and analysts report there is something fishy going on at Sushi Bank, where workers fear they may get a raw deal.

2009-03-17T06:24:00.000-07:00

go here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G7oGx2dImE8

2009-03-17T05:58:00.000-07:00

Hihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!

I'm back!

Did you all miss me?

Yes I'm back, and posting, and smarter!

With my newfound knowledge of me not being able to wear contact lenses, I shall wow you all with my amazing level of lame-ness!

I'm getting new spectacles.

I'm friggin' out over SYF.

Man, these are bad times.

The financial crisis, exams, SYF, and stuff.

Ten years down the road, we will refer to this year as the "good times", but right now, we refer to it as "these trying times".

And HZL, I'm ~~glad~~ to hear you're back from the Amazon.

Boo.

2009-03-14T07:32:00.000-07:00

Nonono, we NEED entertainment. What with the news being so dreary these days, mass bankruptcy, blabla... We definitely* need it.

I lol'ed.

*why do people always mix 'definitely' and 'defiantly' together? Are they just too lazy to spell it all out?

2009-03-12T02:07:00.000-07:00

We WANT entertainment, Rolling, not NEED it.

For an example, I quote Calvin and Hobbes: " Everyone I know needs one (a swift kick in the butt)."

SYF is officially five weeks away.

Die.

How were the CAs?

Good? (unlikely)

Bad? (quite probably)

Screwed up? (most probably)

.

~Holiday homework is overrated.

~Bryan

2009-03-08T08:01:00.000-07:00

We need entertainment!

Thus Rolling has decided to provide one.

Cake Wrecks

Cake wrecks FTW. Also, prepare eye-bleach before you enter the site. If your eyes burn, try dipping them in the bukkit.

The best thing about the site is that the owner has a penchant for puns. Awesome. Puns are awesome, you know?

------------------- disgressing ------------------------
Not a pun, but very word-playish: "A sandwich and a hamburger walk into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says 'Sorry, but we don't serve food here.'"

Anyone laughing? Try this joke made by my insanely lame science teacher. "Alright fun-guys (fungi) and fun-girls (fungus)?"

Get it? Get it?

Now feel free to laugh at my lousy sense of humour. ("If someone is addicted to Thanksgiving leftovers, can he quit cold turkey?")

------------------- disgressing ------------------------

Messed-up cakes not for you? Then visit THIS. They're so pwetty. Especially this one. Can you believe it's made from cake (yes the entire thing, including the heart shaped box itself)?

I WANTS CAKE. NAO! *drowns in drool* Not a pretty sight.

2009-03-07T17:54:00.000-08:00

quote from a certain someone: I speak twelve languages, English is the bestest.

kinda ironic though.

and did i mention random?

THIS IS A RANDOM POST.

~Bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb
bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb
bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbryan

2009-03-05T02:26:00.000-08:00

Devising really horrific ways to kill someone.

How to take a life.

Who needs the Fray?

How to save a life? Please. Humans are overpopulating the planet.

1) Long and really painful.

i) make victim read dictionary out loud and listen to the recordings over and over again until death.

2) Long and quite painful.

i) make victim listen to Ms Ng (a boring science teacher)for an hour, and watch the US presidential elections over and over again till their eyes rot.

ii) Gouge out victim's eyes and make him/her eat them.

3) Long and fairly painful.

i) Burn off victim's toes with cigarette butt(s)

ii) Burn off victim's hair and eyebrows... slowly.

iii) Push a skewer through the victim's ears.

4) Short and not-so painful.

i) The usual homicide.

5) Short and what-was-that "accident".

i) Car accident.

6) Short and SWEET. (note the capitalized word.)

i) Slit open wrist.

ii) Rub in seventy bottles of Maple Syrup, Chocolate Syrup, Sugar, Strawberry icing, etc.

iii) Wait for it..

.Done.

"What's all this for?" you ask.

You never know when's the next time you're gonna torture someone.

And.. There's a never-ending supply of sadism when you DONT need it.

~End.

I blame happy tree friends.

Today's media has warped my attitude towards life.

I cater to the masses too.

Pls call 81558725 to order.

Thanks.

2009-03-05T01:33:00.000-08:00

Now, HL, we're not biased against you.

Serious.

2009-03-05T01:06:00.000-08:00

*A solitary beam of light shone down from the Heavens. Angels started singing in an immaculate chorus and down from the Heavens descended....Edmund.*

Forgive the overly-dramatic introduction but it is I, Edmund, the newest member of the admin group. So far, I think I have only been an admin for 2 hours. In that 2 hours, I changed the blogskin to a nicer one. If you guys think that this blogskin sucks or anything, feel free to send me a blogskin that you think is nice and will suit this blog. I will review the blogskin first before leaving it to the 6.9 people to decide. Rest assured, I won't tear down the whole frigging skin. Now watch as I attempt to dissect a certain someone's rants in a detailed manner.*Inhales deeply*
Ahem!

"Okay, seriously, I don't understand you people."

Comments: Who are you to understand us? Do you even try to understand us?

"What the hell is wrong with you? I mean, The class blog is new, and not-so-improved. Che, quit complaining."

Comments: Okay..It goes from 'you people' to 'you'. Which special person are you bitchin' about? And what's 'Che'? You do know that's not a word, right? Inserting random anime catchphrases in your sentences is not cool. You're fine if you watch anime weekly but you're going too far if you actually insert random Japanese pronouns or anime catchphrases in an otherwise perfect sentence.

"I mean, are you guys in the position to talk when you guys don't even do anything but ruin the blog with fake songs from lousy music sources."

Comments: Looking back at what I did in the past two hours, I'm sure I did not ruin the blog. I guess I'm in the position to talk. It's wrong to generalise us 'guys' to putting fake songs on blog.

"Myflashfetish, are you kidding me? At least you guys aren't using iwebmusic *sniggers*"

Comments: Hey! Imeem, are you kidding me? Imeem sucks and again with the generalising. Not all 'guys' use iwebmusic. I'm sure you once used iwebmusic in the past too. There's nothing to tease about using iwebmusic. It's one of the easiest way to put music on websites. Why are you even discriminating against iwebmusic and Myflashfetish? Both are good sites and at least iwebmusic does not take up a frigging huge space.

"Anyway, back to the topic. How do you expect me to find a better skin? I mean, if I used another skin, you guys will still be complaining anyway."

Comments: How do you know if we'll complain again? Did you ever try asking us about what we like? You just basically imposed all the things you like in the CLASS blog. It's a goddamn class! Not a single person. If you wanna change something, the least you could do is to ask. I quote back to "What, I'm bossy? But I seem to do a better job." as posted in the tagboard at 4 Mar 09, 04:25. If you seem to do a better job, then why are there so many people complaining then? You're getting cocky, assuming that you do a better job. It appears as a better job to you but not necessarily to all of us. I, for one, don't listen to Jason Mraz.

"And you people didn't pick a skin for me to change into, so don't blame me if I didn't find a skin with images. Like I said, I am clueless about what you ungrateful people like."

Comments: Did you ask? It was changed with no warning. No one expected the change. How do you expect us to ask you when you didn't tell us that you were planning to change the skin. We're NOT ungrateful. If you are an admin, then you shouldn't be expecting everybody to be praising you and thanking you for all that you've done. Just a few complaints and you call us ungrateful? Ain't that going abit too far? Being an admin is all about selfless giving. I'll probably get insulted after posting this post but I won't feel angry or anything. We shouldn't expect anything in return for what we have done be it chucking out time to decorate the class blog or whatever.

"I mean, what if I chose one with the words, "F*** YO MOMMA!"."

Comments: Be rational. Would you choose one with vulgarities written on it for a CLASS blog? Don't give impossible "What if's".

"Har har. No, seriously."

Comments: I dare you.

"And there are no adminS. Only ADMIN. Singular. And don't give me crap like "no pressure, admins"."

Comments: You can't start a sentence with 'and'. I'm penalizing two marks for that. Next time, don't give me this crap. Use better words that are not conjunctions. What's wrong with 'admins'? It's the Internet! Chill out! We already forced ourselves to use perfect english in school. Do we have to repeat the same process on the Internet?

"Just so you know, I wasted my precious computer time to actually solve the problems for you nerds. And then you're telling me to change the class motto."

Comments: Great..So we're nerds now? Who asked you to waste you precious 'computer time'? Heck, that's not even correct. I'm also currently wasting time posting this crap that could otherwise be spent on something else other than using the computer.

"HELLO. If you're so good at ranting, THEN DO IT YOURSELF."

Comments: HELLO. I'm currently ranting at you.

"And please, think beyond things. Don't be such anal suckers. I mean, Seks doesn't mean Sex. Please, oh please, open up."

Comments: Here comes the sexual vulgar words. You just proved that you can't formally rant without using vulgarities. Just like what RL said on the tagboard.
"And congratulations, you proved that some people can't debate with cussing."

"And yes, I'm the blog admin."

Comments: And yes, I'm also the blog admin. Does that make us adminS?

"I don't wanna listen to you people's rants anymore. So I shall just revert the skin back to how it was. Thank you.
Oh, but I can't find it. Then we shall use templates, eh?"

Comments: Oh, don't be such an ass. Just cause you don't want to listen to our rants doesn't mean that you can strip off the whole skin. I bet you didn't even bother to find it. You'd probably didn't even SAVE it as back-up.

Look as I dissect her tags now. Woohoo! I'm having so much fun.

"4 Mar 09, 04:25
Hong Leng: NO ONE, I mean, NO ONE, is the use My Flash Fetish. And NO ONE is to mess with the html codings."

Comments: I just messed around with it. 你能怎么样？

"4 Mar 09, 04:25
Hong Leng: And you're seriously screwed."

Comments: Better screwed than unscrewed.

"4 Mar 09, 04:26
Hong Leng: Do you have any idea how long I spent to find that song on imeem and erase away the ads? Oh, sure you don't."

Comments: Do you know how long I upload downloaded songs to a webhost then proceed to convert it to a code using WMP 11 before posting it on a blog and therefore, eating up my bandwidth.

"Hong Leng: It's either you do a better job, or you shut the trap. You're not one to talk when you do NOT even contribute."

Comments: Just cause people can't contribute doesn't give you t he right to call them to shut up. Freedom of Speech you geddit?

*Exhales deeply*

Phew, I'm done. Hopefully this will stop all arguements. I will stop now. My hand's aching. ><

Signing out and letting it rock,
Edmund

2009-03-04T22:56:00.000-08:00

Kayy.

Seems like everything I do seems to piss someone off this week.

Never mind.

Soo.

Sorry for blaming THE ONE AND ONLY CLASS BLOG ADMIN for some frivolous stuff.

And yes I'm Durian.

Like Duhh...

Never mind.

Soo, in case you haven't been paying attention to the first part of the post, BRYAN WOULD LIKE TO SAY SORRY TO THE CLASS BLOG ADMIN.

Would also like to add that I TRIED to help.

But apparently, I BLOODY SCREWED UP. (as usual.)

And oh, I think we should have our blog like this.

It's not too bad, ya?

I HATE THIS WEEK.

Not that you care, rite?

Whatev.

Go on, I bet you're all pariah-ing me now.

I DON'T care.

I think.

Yup.

So sorry for screwing up the blog.

~Plain boring text used to sign off HERE.

~Bryan, a.k.a. Durian.

~Whatev.

Complaints

2009-03-04T04:28:00.000-08:00

Okay, seriously, I don't understand you people.

What the hell is wrong with you? I mean, The class blog is new, and not-so-improved. Che, quit complaining.

I mean, are you guys in the position to talk when you guys don't even do anything but ruin the blog with fake songs from lousy music sources.

Myflashfetish, are you kidding me? At least you guys aren't using iwebmusic *sniggers*

Anyway, back to the topic. How do you expect me to find a better skin? I mean, if I used another skin, you guys will still be complaining anyway.

And you people didn't pick a skin for me to change into, so don't blame me if I didn't find a skin with images. Like I said, I am clueless about what you ungrateful people like.

I mean, what if I chose one with the words, "F*** YO MOMMA!".

Har har. No, seriously.

And there are no adminS. Only ADMIN. Singular. And don't give me crap like "no pressure, admins".

Just so you know, I wasted my precious computer time to actually solve the problems for you nerds. And then you're telling me to change the class motto.

HELLO. If you're so good at ranting, THEN DO IT YOURSELF.

And please, think beyond things. Don't be such anal suckers. I mean, Seks doesn't mean Sex. Please, oh please, open up.

And yes, I'm the blog admin.

I don't wanna listen to you people's rants anymore. So I shall just revert the skin back to how it was. Thank you.

Oh, but I can't find it. Then we shall use templates, eh?

Hong Leng.

2009-03-03T23:49:00.000-08:00

heyy.

I've moved my blog.

Just saying.

If you would be so kind as to relink me, you're most probably my friend.

Thanks.

http://theshadowflare-95.blogspot.com

~Join the dark side.

~Bryan.

Woot

2009-03-03T04:54:00.000-08:00

I changed a skin.

Oh, what's that I hear? Wha-? You don't like it? Seriously?! Well, guess what? I don't give a damn! Hahahahahaha, too bad.

I'm the admin, what can you do?

Right, I'm still deciding on the song... Maybe Lucky by Jason Mraz. Yeah.

2009-03-03T01:15:00.000-08:00

Me posting again.

I like Burger King Croissants.

I love random posts.

iPods are actually mind-control devices sent to Earth by aliens.

Fireworks are a waste of time, and they contribute to global warming.

I want a VAIO.

Apples taste nice.

Tell you a secret.

THIS POST IS FULL OF RANDOM STUFF.

Bet you know that already.

I shouldn't have capitalized the sentence.

It was quite a giveaway.

LOL.

~Toodles.

~Bryan The Chosen One.

(Haha. Copy HL wan.)

2009-03-03T00:27:00.000-08:00

Thanks, Hong Leng, for the compliment.

To prove that my lame-ness will forever be unmatched, here's TWO more stories.

The first one's posted in my blog, but anyway...

Elmo was filming his latest show, when Big Bird walks up to him, and laughs right in his face.

Elmo ignores him, and retakes the scene.

This time Big Bird eats up Elmo's Goldfish.

Elmo ignores Big Bird.Finally, Big Bird takes Elmo's crayons and smashes them to pieces.

Elmo takes out his sledgehammer and slowly crushes every one of Big Bird's hollow bones, in front of national television.

The moral: DONT MESS WITH ELMO.

And the next one:

Elmo was still in a bad mood after the first incident, when he went to Barney's for afternoon tea.

He accidentally bumped into one of Barney's friends.

This pissed Barney off, and he took out a chainsaw and hacked Elmo's right leg to little red pieces, slowly burned off his left leg with a cigarette butt, crushed his hands with his own sledgehammer, and fed him to his little cannibal friends.

~The end.

Moral: PURPLE IS NOT A GAY COLOUR.

YAHAHAHAHAHA.

~Yours doubtedly

~You-know-who.

Fun Fun Stuff

2009-03-02T05:11:00.001-08:00

What an achievement.

Four entries on the first of March.

Neeways, Min Yi, you seriously think I can make it into a JC? And if that happens, I don't think I wanna take design anymore. I'll probably go for accounting.

And to make matters worse, if you fail JC, you go straight to Private School or ITE. I'm not the type with stable results. Sometimes I fail, sometimes I excel. In Poly, if you fail, you'll be retained. Given another chance, though it's another year wasted.

But seriously, I'm not smart like you peeps. I'm not very keen to learn new things or anything. I just have some obsessions: Murder, Revenge, Hatred, Naruto, Ass-kicking.

So, let's start with Bryan Han.

Oh my, the two stories were EXCELLENT!!! They were full of meaning, I was so touched that tears of joy streamed down my cheeks and into my mouth. Saving water, you see. Why waste salty water? They're free!

And my sister is getting her 'A' level results this week. Either Saturday or Friday.

DOKI. DOKI. DOKI. DOKI. DOKI.

Palpitations of heartbeat. NO! I CAN'T DO THIS! I CAN'T TAKE 'A' LEVELS!!! SOMEONE, CUT OFF MY HAIR AND STRANGLE ME!!! OR STUFF MCSPICY DOWN MY THROAT!!!

WHY?! THE MINISTRY OF EDUCATION MUST DIE!!! I CAN'T DO THIS!!! WHY MUST THEY MAKE MY LIFE A LIVING HELL!?

WHY?! WHY!? WHY!?!@111!!!1ONEONE!31!^&^

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

Bye.

With cold regards,
Hong Leng the Great.

2009-03-02T02:13:00.000-08:00

Hey peeps.

Glad to see the blog so alive.

Ya, hmm.

Tell you a story.

There was once an old man, who chopped trees for firewood everyday.

He was out cutting a VERY VERY big tree one day.

The tree fell on him and he died.

~THE END~

Wasn't that fun?

The moral of the story is: DON'T CONTRIBUTE TO GLOBAL WARMING.

LOL.

Anyway.

Do you peeps still remember Cornelius Koshy?

That '05 head prefect?

He's the president of AH choir.

Said something to me today.

And I don't mean something inspirational or wise or anything like that.

We were walking home after choir practice and out of nowhere, he says:" Bryan, are you sure you're from Mrs Gan's class? You're so rude and blah, blah blah."

Stopped listening after the word "rude". The rest was static.

Suure, I may get high once in a while and talk when I shouldn't, but that comment was kinda underhand, donchathink?

What has my behaviour got to do with my teacher?

Pff.

Some people exist in this world to make other's lives miserable.

To fill up the rest of the post, there shall be another lame story.

One day, a man boarded a taxi with a lit cigarette in his hand.

The driver, was about to chase him out, when the man offered him a reeal classy cigarette, like cuban or something like that in exchange for a ride.

The driver accepts.

And, as the windows were closed, smoke started to cloud the windscreen.

And soon, the driver couldn't see a thing outside.

The cab got run over a cement mixer and exploded.

The moral: smoking kills.

LOL, I'm on a streak today.

Yup soo, byebye.

~End of attention span.

~Bryan.

JC FTW!

2009-03-01T05:29:00.001-08:00

Hello :D

It has been a long time since I last posted, I think O.O

Well, haha now everyone's talking about JC, poly and ITE?

Personally, I'll go for JC :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

Actually, HL, you can take design course AFTER you've finished JC also...I heard that NTU offers design courses?? According to my chinese teacher, she said that if you go to JC you at least get some A level degree of smt. And yeah her son studies at NTU now I think, taking the design course. And he gets scholarship and works part time at a company. Even before he graduates he gets like 2000+ every month.

-

Anyways, 6.9 gathering! Hm..so everyone's not free during the march hols? Thats saddddddddd.

I wanna go back to TNPS! T.T

-

Hell this post is so random! SYF is in 1 month only! or even less than 1 mth! Jiayous to all who are going for SYY :D

Cheerios,
Minyi

2009-03-01T04:57:00.000-08:00

So now it's JCs, POLYs and ITE, huh?

Seriously, you people talk about the weirdest things.

Not that I'm saying that it's bad though.

The blog is still alive.

Anyway, I think all of us should be aiming for a good and respectable JC.

Not that I'm saying that ITE is bad though.

-

And to Hong Leng's post(s), I would like to say:

IT'S ABOUT TIME SOMEONE POSTED STUFF ABOUT SENSELESS, PAINFUL, SADISTIC SADISM.

Where is violence when you need it?

YAHAHAHAHA.

SYF is only two months away.

BRACE YOURSELVES PEOPLE.

You'll never know what hit you.

But as long as you practice 24/7 for the rest of the days, it won't be a problem.

You'd think that way.

But as the quote from Apollo 13 goes:"Houston, we have a problem."

CAs, remember?

THE END IS NEAR. DON'T DENY FATE.

HAHA.

~My love for Dreyer's reamins undiminished.

~Bryan.

RANDOM POST!

2009-03-01T04:25:00.000-08:00

Yay.

Finally posting after a desperate final attempt to revive the blog.

Worked though.

THE BLOG IS SOOO ALIVE.

MWAHAHAHA.

I want a strawberry milkshake.

Shaken, not stirred.

LOL, just adding more random posts to the blog.

THAT'S MY JOB, THE REST OF YOU, POST ABOUT SOMETHING THAT'S NOT RANDOM.

Thanks.

~Dreyer's Chocolate Ice-cream!

~Bryan

2009-03-01T02:09:00.000-08:00

Not that I know a lot or anything, but if you're looking for a career that involves design (like HL said), you should prolly go for polytechnics.

If you want to become a doctor, or accountant, or other study-based field (whatever), go for JCs. I think it'll be more useful since you learn stuff like Mathematics (for business) or Science (Biology field etc.).

And say hi to slacker!

Occupations

2009-02-28T22:57:00.000-08:00

Hm, personally, I think I would excel in the Design department.

So I'll probably take Humanities next year. Then move on to Temasek Polytechnic. And then I'll take Design courses and make it to the top 10% in TP. Then I'll move on to University with a diploma.

And then get a degree in Uni. Then I'll go overseas, where demand for design is higher.

Hooray! And for those shallow people out there, not ALL polytechnics are lousy. They're not lousier or better than Junior College.

So please kiss my ass if you think that Poly is lousier than JC ITE is lousiest. And I would like to slap people who treat ITE as 'It's-The-End'.

Thank you.

2009-02-28T22:23:00.001-08:00

Blah. Honestly, I'm not supposed to be slacking right now, but the homework can wait. Writing a pointless post is more fun.

Allow me to 'point and laff' at the tagboard, because... I just can. Is there something wrong with this blog layout? It doesn't seem to display your messages immediately.

Does anyone even have time to read books anymore? Excluding craptastic Twilight (saga) and those wafer-thin books (e.g. Nancy Drew). Anyone read the Bartimaeus Trilogy?!?!?!

Yes, and the true purpose of this post is revealed!

Advertisement: READ THE BARTIMAEUS TRILOGY!

There endeth the random ramblings of Rolling.

Alliteration rocks!

Seriously though, what do you want to become when you grow up? And don't give me snarky answers, like "an adult" or "a 20 year old". I'm talking about your profession. It would be great if one of us became a teacher.

Out, out, you demons of stupidity!
Rolling/Ember

Hahaha

2009-02-28T05:32:00.001-08:00

Ruo Ling, it's about time you start posting.

Bryan Han requested for your sarcasm too.

Neeways, let's start the post with POLYTECHNIC OR JUNIOR COLLEGE?

I want to get into a Junior College. But then, I don't think Junior College is a good place to take up Design. I think I won't go to a Junior College unless I score well for Mathematics and Sciences.

Polytechnics are a good place to go to, if you are keen on attending Design courses. Of course, ITE is a good place if you wanna open a bakery or something. I wanna become a journalist.

I should abandon my dreams of becoming an Engineering director or an Architect. I don't have the talents, okay?

Yours not-so-sincerely,
Hong Leng the Idiot.

2009-02-27T18:18:00.000-08:00

OK, Everyone has to cool down, we are no longer talking about CCAs, we else another arguement will break out. BTW Amber, everyone has a subject or subjects thats they are no good in, like me, my chinese is super bad, so don't worry too much, just try your best. plus, there is nothing wrong going to poly to take a design course, i am going to find a course in poly that doesnt offer chinese, that would make my life easier. So don't worry too much, just try your best.(I think i repeated that twice)

Sadism. Not really.

2009-02-27T05:26:00.000-08:00

Hn, when was the last time I actually submitted a post in this blog?

I dunno, really. Nor do I care. Cause I'm here nao. And guess what? I think it's unreasonable for you peeps to continue arguing about CCAs.

No CCA is a 'slack' CCA. Each and everyone of them requires your effort to keep it alive and screaming.

So NO insulting of Performing Arts, because they work really hard for their SYF competitons or something. NO insulting of Sports, because I come from Sports. And it's not very relaxing y'know.

I mean, it's not easy to jog 2km within 10 minutes and do 50 push-ups in a single day. What's more, Cedar Girls' Track team is an eyesore. No offence. But they're monstrously fast in whatever event.

Like that time during the Sports Meet at Choa Chu Kang. This girl from Cedar dropped her baton during the 4 x 100m relay. And she still managed to scrap a position two.

What a horrifying team of leggy people. Meanwhile, I got a third. And it's all because the baton rolled into my lane.

Enough.

NO insulting of Uniform Groups. Because they march like mad dogs under the hot sun everyday.

NO insulting on Clubs like Art Club, Infocomm, Science Club or whatever. Because I am in Art Club. Of course, I was selected by my Design teacher. Said that I have potential or something.

Whatever.

Back to my boring Sports topic. Dunman High's Track team never fails to amuse me. What with all their dropping of batons, running out of lanes, clutching their buttocks as they run, dropping of spectacles yadda yadda.

Of course, my team is very amusing too. An arrogant guy with a stick shoved up his ass (i hate him a lot), a very beautiful female captain, a very narcissistic male captain, a bunch of monkey-headed juniors, two secondary 2 girls in the entire track team only. Yaddayadda.

Yeah, so I managed to steal a Gold for my 2.4km run. I can't wait for my NAPFA test. I love NAPFA tests! Too bad there are only two tests per year.

And I'm having major problems with Algebra. Did I tell you guys that I failed my Mathematics term assessment? I have to attend remedial classes. What a sad case.

I have a dreadful feeling that I can never make it to an A-Math class. Maybe I'll take design and go to Temasek Poly, since it's so damn near to my house.

Hahaha. Time for my sadism to begin. Though this might not be very violent. This is rated G.

Hong Leng's 101 ways to kill Benjamin, a retarded asshole in her class, the guy with a stick shoved up his ass.

No. 1... Kick his ass.
No. 2... Kick his ass HARD.
No. 3... Kick his ass VERY HARD. *eyes start gleaming wickedly*
No. 4... Kick his ass VERY VERY HARD.
No. 5... Kick his ass VERY VERY AND VERY HARD.
No. 6... I choose Pikachu! Die, you dumbass.
No. 7... Cut his hair and strangle him with it. Oooh, yeah.
No. 8... Make a Benjamin doll and perform voodoo. Hahaha! I shall make him cut his wrists and lick the blood off with his tongue.
No. 9... Shave him bald. Classis.
No. 10... Greymon DIGIVOLVE! I feel pathetic.
No. 11... Lock him in a room and leak radiation into it. And watch him turn into Incredible Hulk.
No. 12... Cut his limbs off. Preferably with a chainsaw.
No. 13... Burn him at stake. Gouge his eyeballs out first.
No. 14... Dye his hair pink, green and blue. Repulsive.
No. 15... Drive my hand into his chest and grab onto his heart. Crush it, slowly, maliciously, cruelly... I'm ecstatic.
No. 16... No shit, what am I doing? I should just saw his head off with a chainsaw. And kill his little girlfriend in front of him. Oh, yes.

Damn, I'm off to think of the remaining 84 solutions. Bye.

Yours not-so-faithfully,
The One and Only, Mighty, Hong Leng the Great.

2009-02-25T00:35:00.000-08:00

AHHHH!

The blog is becoming soo dead.

Can the rest of you all pleeeaassee post, I have run out of things to post about.

wu hua ke shuo.

Maybe we should ask Ruoling or Hongleng to post.

I'm suure that endless posts of sheer sarcasm and sadism would entertain us.

Well, it's better than anything I have to say.

That's cos all I have to say is:

~the end~

2009-02-21T19:23:00.000-08:00

Hmm...

Can everyone tag their Bdaes on the tagboard?

And everyone else's that they know of?

Thanks.

2009-02-21T18:14:00.000-08:00

This is twq24, i got the details from Bryan, and yes blah blah, btw, in 6.9 there are more girls tahn boys, and all the gathering got more bpys it is because most of the gilrs didnt come understand not that i sexist, ok, please state your facts right and i have this prediction its about 90% we can't meet up during March Holidays, its becasue all of us aren't free on different dates so low chance for that ah, K, BB. I don't want another arguement breaking out.

2009-02-16T01:22:00.000-08:00

To all of you engaging in the discriminative and degratory talk on the tagboard:

STOP.

I'm not saying that there's anything wrong with being in a PA or UG.

So it's true, PAs slack a lot. That's because we've got talent. And we perform artistically. That's why we're called Performing Arts.

What are you gonna do, beat us?

So it's true that UGs march and march and march and... march. You've got talent too. Happy?

It builds character... Supposedly.

So why are all of you arguing about it like little children?

Pls people, act your age, not your shoe size.

Seriously, what is the problem with you people?

First the "tall" talk, now this?

Tsk.

Yingling, I blame you.

Partially.

It's amazing though, how one comment can change people's thoughts about everything and anything under the sun.

And sorry for not posting recently.

And anyone wants to buy Quispiam Novus: the start of something new DVDs from me, pls call.

It's $5 each. If you don't believe me, go ask some other respectable AHS choir member.

Seriously, This is no scam.

I haven't really watched it yet, but it should be something worth watching.

And I won't be able to attend anything on the March holidays as I will be busy. So hold off everything till I come back, kay?

...

Just joking.

~the end~

random, random, random.

Bryan.

2009-02-09T22:09:00.000-08:00

Hey, umm... peeps.

Bryan here.

As you have most probably noticed by now, the class blog is receiving little or no publicity recently.

So, if there are any 6.9-ians in your class or school, ask them to visit.

Or just ask them to tag or whatever.

I don't care if they just turn off the computer two seconds after the page has loaded, provided they tag, in the least.

Just don't try to impersonate anyone, cos' I know if you are.

Yes, I know.

I'm a "people" person.

Also, I can see the number of hits this blog receives.

So... yeah, spread the word.

2009-02-07T21:04:00.001-08:00

Darn all of you engaging in the "tall" talk on the tagboard.

Stop it.

When I read it, it's like telling a starving man you're headed to an all-you-can-eat buffet.

Go talk about something else.

I'm warning you.

~the end~

Random, random, random

Posted by Bryan.

2009-02-06T22:25:00.001-08:00

Hey peeps.

Bryan here.

Again.

Guess what?

I passed the auditions.

Yay.

Anyone else going?

Anyone else is unfortunately, also in a performing arts CCA?

If you are, worry.

If you aren't, good for you. Close this window and get on with your meaningless life.

Yes, it's only THREE months away.

Better start practising.

Anyone joined choir as a second CCA?

Come to me if you need help.

I SHOULD be able to help you, regardless of whether you are a soprano, or a bass.

What I lack in Music theory, I make up for in experience.

So...

I hope all of you can go back to school during teacher's day eve.

Then we can get another chance to... you know, socialise and whatever stuff you humans do.

Mik's still an alto. V.S. must be reeaalll desperate for Sops and Alts, mainly cos' it's a boys school.

But I think it's plain wrong.

So... HURRY UP MIK! QUIT YOUR CHOIR WHILE YOU STILL HAVE THE CHANCE!!!

For once in my lifetime, I thank god for not getting into my first-choice school.

Amen.

I would also like to apologize for all the lame-ness in the previous few posts.

And as to wei quan's tag:"Bryan's matured."

I would like to say that the sheer thought of it is absurd.

I would like to remain an immature little boy.

~~At least until I turn 36~~

~the end~

Random, random, random

Posted by Bryan.

2009-02-02T01:25:00.001-08:00

Heyy...

Is anyone going for the upcoming SYF competition?

...

My SYF auditions are this Friday and I'm still screwing up my really dumb bass notes.

Really, really dumb bass notes.

I mean, what the heck!? I'm in bass for like, one month and they expect me to be as good as my seniors.

Life ain't fair.

In fact, it's really, really, really, really unfair.

*utters vulgarity* WHAT AM I DOING HERE IN FRONT OF THE COMPUTER?!?!?! I SHOULD BE PRACTISING!!

That's right, I should.

That's all.

Wish me luck.

Or else.

Random, random, random

Posted by Bryan

.

2009-02-01T05:07:00.000-08:00

Three times a day!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

Bryan, Bryan, you have got to get yourself a life...

So...

THE BLOG IS ALIVE!!!

AGAIN!!!

What am I?

Some kind of defibrillator?

The magical elixir of life?

Some necromancer?

This blog is some kind of zombie.

*BEWARE!! ZOMBIE-NESS IS CONTAGIOUS!! IN CASE YOU HAVENT LEARNT FROM MOVIES LIKE RESIDENT EVIL AND PRACTICALLY EVERY ZOMBIE THRILLER, ONE SCRATCH IS ALL IT TAKES TO TURN YOU INTO A PALE, MOANING, PUPIL-LESS FREAK!!*

So...

Anyone planning to watch The Curious Case of Benjamin Button?

When it opens, I mean.

Btw, stupid troll got tired of hacking the system and went back to his bridge, and they all lived happily ever after.

****THE END****

random, random, random

Posted by Bryan

2009-01-31T22:05:00.000-08:00

Hey, this is no-life guy Bryan posting.

Again.

That adds up to two times a day.

Sigh...

Anyway...

Any Man United fans lost their voice lately?

You probably *coughs* would know why, if you paid attention to the Premiere league, regardless of whether you're a Man U fan or a Liverpool fan.

...

Btw, anyone has a clue to WHAT Ponyo is?

Wait, let me guess...

Play-doh?

An amoeba?

Some sea-slug?

I give up.

But honestly, I think she/it looks like some puddle of sludge with a head on.

Spooky.

And one more thing.

The stupid troll stuff was the result of some random joke+really, really lame imagination.

If you think it's lame, it probably is.

I'm just telling you that all this stuff is crap.

"What's all this about a troll?" you ask.

It's all not rea...

*******************************static*****************************************

//STUPID TROLL HAS ONCE AGAIN HACKED INTO THE SYSTEM//

//SHUTTING DOWN IN FIVE... FOUR... THREE... TWO... ONE...//

***************************static, again***************************************

See, what did I tell you, all this is just a figment of your really lame imagination.

Oh, and visit this website:http://www.addictinggames.com/theimpossiblequiz to play the impossible quiz. Duhhh...

Just in case you're a really, really dumb *******, here is the answers site: http://www.notdoppler.com/theimpossiblequiz-answers.php.

Yup, that's all.

random, random, random

Posted by Bryan

RELINKED.

2009-01-31T21:21:00.000-08:00

Hey, peeps!

thank me for relinking all the other blogs!

tag if you want to be linked.

*laughs at some random joke*

...Bye

random, random, random

Posted by Bryan

If you are still reading this, you're too devoted to 6.9

2009-01-23T03:00:00.000-08:00

Hey peeps!

This is Bryan HIJACKING the blog here.

This is so cool, I've never posted in a class blog before.

So...

How's Sec2 life? Good? Bad? Stressful?

I know what you're thinking, it sucks and you miss six nine.

That's the truth.

Admit it, or else.

Yea, and is anyone going to visit during CNY?

Anyone going overseas to visit?

Anyone going to some CNY party in Chinatown or stuff like that?

Anyone owe me cash?

Ok, so the last one was random, but it's inauspicious to continue to be in debt during the new year.

Whatever.

...

Anyone watched Twilight and think it sucks? Raise up your hand.

Seriously.

The book is cool, but the movie is ...

//STUPID TROLL HAS HIJACKED INTO THE HIJACKED TRANSMISSION//

//OVERRIDE IN 5... 4... 3... 2... 1...//

***** the rest of the post has been deleted*****

There, it's finished.

So...

If you thought that reading my post was a waste of time, sorry for wasting two minutes of your precious time.

That's all.

random, random, random

Posted by Bryan

2008-12-02T02:07:00.000-08:00

*Edited at 10.57 pm 2 Dec 2008:

Minyi (yes me!) posted this. Fyi, Im still angry after 5 hours after posting this post. RAWR!

Right. Chalet date.

4th of Dec.

I dont know the venue and date and details.

I was the last one to be informed (!@#$%^&*)

Quite angry cause i told you all to held it after mid-Dec!

WHY IN THE WHOLD IS THE CHALET HOLD ON 4TH DEC?!?!!?!?

I'll make sure there's ANOTHER gathering and everyone can attend. sian.

the rest of the details ask WEI QUAN and CHIN WEI .

humph.

I AM BACK!!!!

2008-11-27T01:23:00.000-08:00

yo guys.

There MAY be a class gathering.

Not confirmed yet cause some people's to lazy/busy to help :x

Alright we will call you if here is a gathering....

PLEASE COME OKAY! we need people to pay - -

Miss 6.9`07 alot! Hope to see you guys soon!!!

Cheerios,
Minyi XD

BGR IS DISGUSTING

2008-11-22T06:49:00.001-08:00

Greetings, everyone.

If you look at the tagboard, you will see Mrs. Gan's tag.

Good to see that all of u r having a good time. I am still busy at work. Still have to go back to school next wk. Enjoy your hols. But remember, be good. Anyone has got a BF?

Well, as you can see, I'm here to post regarding the words I bold-ed.

It's really hilarious, y'know. Some love-sick idiots love to set their blog links to stuff like lovehurts.blogspot.com or something like that.

Or they love setting their MSN personal messages to:
-wo aii niiszxsx 1314 333344444444 waoz i'm in lurbbbzszx
-darliinqqqq tiill deathh d00 us partxzx
-I love you and I want you sooo much!!!!!!!!!!

Well, firstly, they do not truly love each other. It's just some puppy high school crush. Okay, maybe some truly love each other. But I don't care. We're too young. Either they proceed to ruin their future or have some self-control.

And next, till death do us part. That sentence makes me howl with laughter every time I look at it. C'mon, we're still teenagers. You only say that after proving your commitment to your husband. The funniest part is that, teenagers break up the very next day they say such words.

Maybe not the very next day. But some day...

It's normal and healthy for teenagers to be crushing on someone of the opposite gender. I mean, hormones, right? But they shouldn't start saying all this ridiculous things that cause passers-by {like me} to scream with laughter.

Please start finding your mates only after 18. Because some girls are blinded by 'LOOOOVE'. So they ruin their future, if you know what I mean.

Gtg, the parents are nagging. Bb.

Hahahahahahaha,
Hong Leng :D

:D

2008-11-06T19:21:00.000-08:00

hello people :D yingling is here to save the blog!
anybody wants class gathering?
prolly only bbq pit in east coast park/pasir ris park.
AND it will only be after 16dec (minyi doesn't wanna go to jail).
no chalet cos it'll be too ex. unless you wanna sponsor ^^.
and choose btwn ecp and prp.
tagtagtag. and minyi do your job okay see i so nice alr help you post this :D:D:D:D.

p.s. hamilton sucks la win the championship.

Hi

2008-10-12T21:30:00.000-07:00

Hi, since nobody bothers to update this site, I will.

But seriously Min Yi. It's time you do your job -___-

So, if any of you wants to post anything random or yadda, mail me so I can give you guys the friggin password and user.

End of years are over. Y'know at this time of the year last year, we were dancing around screaming, "PSLE IS OVER!!!"

How time flies, eh?

And Mrs. Gan tagged!!! SURPRISING!!!

Hahahaha.

Okay, bye =.=

2008-08-24T05:54:00.000-07:00

At least I made an effort to come here to ramble on about something meaningless.

Che.

It's a miracle how some people actually remember this blog, cause it got washed off my mind for a certain period of time.

Distractions, distractions.

... How's life people, I dare ask.

Anyways, Jun Yuan Secondary is unfortunately, haunted.

Naw, at least I don't stay overnight at that freaking retarded place.

Okay, I did. During the miserable camp.

Don't blame me for writing this. I certainly did mention that I am going to ramble about something meaningless.

Olympics ended about an hour again. Sad isn't it?

I mean, I can't watch the people do things I love to do. Okay, not everything. I'm not really into basketball or soccer or rythmic gymnastics.

But I sure am into the Track, swimming, canoeing and stuff...

Well, off to Youtube to watch meaningless videos.

I'm rather unhappy that it's a Sunday... Have to go to school tomorrow... At least there's P.E. for me to look forward to.

Hisses and snarls,
Hong Leng =.=

2008-08-22T06:12:00.001-07:00

Just realized something. Since I'm not the admin for this blog (I mysteriously lost the email), I can't update the darn links.

So could our admins help?

Thanks soooooo much.

Now bye before I turn into a gushing freak. A gushing freak who wants a pair of wings like Max. Coooooooooooooooooooooool.

Uh-oh.

2008-08-22T05:57:00.001-07:00

Four words: Contact List

So.

Can a bright genius or whatever (erm, whoever) figure out how we're gonna obtain everyone's emails/phone numbers/other misc. personal info?

Side-tracking for a bit here.... WHO HAS ARTEMIS FOWL AND THE TIME PARADOX? WHO WANTS TO READ BRISINGR (i.e. third book of the Inheritance trilogy, in which the first book was made into a horrible movie that I can't believe I still watched... ItoldyabookmoviesarehorribleohwaitIdidn'twhoops)?

Uh huh.

So that's it.

Any suggestions, comments, feedback? Email Ember/Rolling at orange_embers@hotmail.com . Or you could just exert the strength in your hand and wrists and fingers (Iusedthisbeforedidn'tI) and tag at the tagboard. DUH.

Have a great weekend.

Head to the libby.

Read Maximum Ride.

Waiting for the fight to start already,
Ember

2008-08-09T23:40:00.000-07:00

Hi 6/9-nians!

How was National Day?

Anyone off for a holiday?

Anyone watching the Olympics?

Anyone who laughed like crazy over Calefare/First Class?

Anyone planning to set more fireworks?

Okay, the last one was random, but whatev.

Raise your hands if you thought that the fireworks looked more like a mass of explosions than separate blasts of pretty lights.

I don't have anything else to say, by the way.

It's August already, so I'm praying everyone is settled down... and used to school life by now (like real).

Whatever you do, don't become sucidal. Because Secondary school life has just begun!!! Bwahahaha!

Ember

2008-07-23T04:31:00.000-07:00

This blog is so bloody dead.

Good job, guys.

So Rolling is here to post and bring some life in here!!!

LET'S PLAY A GAME!!!

It's called rock, paper, scissors and you play by...

Scissors>Paper

Rock>scissors

And what pwns Rock?

Hammer>Rock

YAY.

PLAY. OR ELSE.

Btw, this is to our dear admins (M.Y. and HL):

POST LARH!

Wow, I'm typing in Singlish.

I'm amazed at my own command of the English Language.

Anyways, I'm putting a list of recommended books up. :D

Here goes nothing:

TO READ LIST:
- Golden
- Platinum
-Tattoo
- The Squad: Perfect Cover
- The Squad: Killer Spirit

BY JENNIFER LYNN BARNES

-Alex Rider series

BY ANTONY HOROWITZ

-The Inheritance Trilogy

BY CHRISTOPHER PAOLINI (note: you have to wait for the third book, it's taking a bloody long time)

- Artemis Fowl series (whatev you call it)
BTW, THE TIME PARADOX IS COMING OUT SOON!!!!!!!! HAPPYNESS!!!
- Half Moon Investigations
- The Wish List

BY EOIN COLFER

- I'd Tell You I Love You But Then I'd Have to Kill You

BY ALLY CARTER (stewpid lib is not updating? Pssh.)

And lots more books are floating out there :DDDDDDD.

Have fun.

2008-06-01T03:05:00.000-07:00

Right, so Min Yi has finally posted.

Cheer! Dance! Bounce! Smustle! Scream!

Ignore the some of the books Ruo Ling introduced on the tagboard. Some of you might find them disturbing as there are Adult Contents in them.

But do read Foxtrot and Sherman's Laggon. They are good Comic books. Not Mangas. And yes, some of Cressida Cowell's books in the Children's Section. They are ridiculously hilarious. Yeah, and Jonathan Stroud's Bartimaeus Trilogy.

Well, two posts in a day. It's a great improvement, trust me.

Smiles and Grins,

Hong Leng =D =] =)

2008-05-31T19:31:00.000-07:00

Greetings 6.9~

=)

WHAT'S IT ALL ABOUT ME???

Mel: Hey, There is NOTHING wrong with me and HL. Like.....hm.....aiya. Nothing wrong lah!
I din even read the previous post about me. So yea. HACK CARE ABOUT IT :D

And i thought you say you want to continue in my blog....?!

HL: Whateva lah!!!! I dont care -.-

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Okay. Im having FUN right now not in SG. hehe. DONT MISS ME &

Sorry for this crappy and short post *guilty*

Miiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinyi (:

2008-05-31T19:15:00.000-07:00

Hello, peepo.

I changed the skin of this blog again. Why? It's because some of us can't navigate. I think the current skin works just fine. Any problems, just leave a tag, yeah? I'll see what I can do.

Oh, I also want to thank Ying Ling, for helping to keep this class blog alive. You can complain that the things we do aren't up to your expectations, but there really is nothing that we can do to satisfy you.

After all, you guys have expectations. And we can't live up to every single one of yours. So we do what we think is right =)

Cookies 'n' Creme,

Hong Leng ^_^

2008-05-29T04:00:00.000-07:00

Good day, Earthlings!

I'm back to post to keep you guys happy. I'm a good person! But before I start crapping, I'm afraid I have to look into some cases first.

Minyi

Okay, you are obviously referring to Ying Ling in your blog. Ya know? That post of teeny weeny words? Yeah, even if you say you're not referring to anyone, you know very well you're referring to Ying Ling. So say no more about stuff like, "I wasn't referring to anybody."

Because, I don't expect you to be posting about imaginary friends unless you're retarded. And I don't think someone from Raffles Girls School is retarded. Retards come from lousy schools like Jun Yuan. No, I'm not saying all of them are retards. Just stupid ones like me.

Right. So, you claim that you posted more in this blog than your RGS blog. And you accuse Ying Ling of not being able to count. Well, you're wrong. Think, when did you create this 6.9 blog? Last year, right? So you're sure to post more. And you started the other blog this year. So, Ying Ling's not the only one who is not able to count.

And Ying Ling has already moved on with her life. By hating your classmate doesn't mean you haven't moved on with your life. Be specific. And there ARE people from your Primary School in your current school. So you don't have to wish. Cause it's already fulfilled. Be more specific with what you wish for. Don't accuse me of accusing you, but read your whole post clearly.

You wrote, "I even wish there is someone from my primary." You weren't specific. You didn't say which part of your primary school must that 'someone' be from. Your class? Other class? Cheeseburger?

And you proved that you don't know Ying Ling well by splattering the sentence, "You still have the cheek to say other people when you yourself can't even keep your own blog alive." If you know Ying Ling well, you will know that the blogs Ying Ling create are meant to be dead. They are not meant to be alive. Ying Ling's blogs are just meant for tagging and flooding and spamming and bla. And it's useful, I tell you.

And seriously, we didn't ask for the skin. You made it on your own accord. So don't say things in such a manner it looks like we forced you to make it. And why bother to create blogs when you can't update them?

That's really all I have to say.

Let's move on. You guys should spend your Summer Holidays wisely. The libraries in Jurong East and Bishan Junction 8 are big and I can guarantee that you will find at least 3 books that fits your interests there.

Be it the Teenage Section or the Children's Section. And if you guys prefer comics to books, here are some interesting comics that will build up not only your English but your humor.

1. The Adventures of Tin Tin. {Children's Section}

2. Peanuts Collection. {Comic's Section}

3. Baby Blues. {Comic's Section}

4. Stone Soup. {Comic's Section}

5. Zits. {Comic's Section}

6. Get Fuzzy. {I am clueless about the section of Get Fuzzy, but I know it's near the Marvel Collection.}

But of course, I can't stop you guys if you prefer Marvel. But be prepared for violence and gore. And crude humor.

Here are some recommended {by me} books:

1. Chronicles of Narnia. {Children's Section}

2. Here, There Be Dragons {Teenage}

3. Hunter's Moon {Teenage}

4. Eragon {Teenage}

5. The Alchemist {Adult}

6. The Kite Runner {Adult}

There's more, but start on these first.

Honeydew Sago,

Hong Leng

2008-05-25T04:53:00.001-07:00

Greetings, Members of Earth.

I am here to update. From today onwards, I will update as soon as possible, to keep this dying blog alive. This blog is just like a Cancer Patient, waiting to die, but I am here, to give this Cancer Patient its dialysis.

Anyways, June Holidays have already arrived for some of us. Now, we poor Secondary Ones can finally rest and play like crazy for one month. But be aware that you will suffer greatly for the End-of-Year tests.

You can do some things during the Summer Holidays which benefits you.

Here are the things you can do:

1. Go to the gym and work till you get abs or eight packs.

Benefit(s): You will be healthy, and you will look good. Being healthy helps you pay attention to things better and looking good makes others take second glances at you.

2. Go to the library and read and read and read.

Benefit(s): The library is a conducive environment to concentrate well on your books. Your English will eventually improve.

No, I'm too lazy to carry on.

Cherries and Berries,

Hong Leng

2008-05-24T19:56:00.001-07:00

Greetings, fellow Earthlings.

I am here to update the class blog due to the complaints of fellow classmates {even though the complaints are not meant for me ;D}. And due to the pleas of Min Yi. And you should know by now who I am.

I seriously think that this class blog deserves a whole new makeover. So should I take a skin from blogskins.com and edit it myself? Please leave your answer at the buggy flashbox down there.

Anyways, yLing, I'm gonna give you the password to the classblog so you can update it. You can take Min Yi's job.

Min Yi, yLing makes sense you know. I've visited your RGS class blog, and you made a skin for them and updated a lot. Why can't you do the same for 6.9?

Ah, I shall not question one's private affairs. And, I decided to change the skin, whether any of you dudes like it or not. Muahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahaahahahahahaha.

2008-04-19T07:54:00.000-07:00

HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII 6.9 MY FELLOW EX-CLASSMATES!!!!!!!!

Well. Actually Not EX-. You guys are always in my HEART ~

Hehe. I miss you guys alot! Recently just went back to TNPS to visit....

The feeling to be back is....GREAT =D

Saw MG! She looks younger....Oh ya she's teaching 6.5 now....

Totally wasted luh. Like, she is such a good teacher why in the hell did they put her in 6.5?

Siann.

Oh ya. For your info, Wei Quan has kindly saved $80 from his pocket money for the Class Chalet which everyone wants to have it. THANKS Wei Quan.

Of course, if we are REALLY booking chalet then everyone has to pay .... yeah.

I look forward to see you guys again!!!!!!!!! Bye for now ^^

Cheerios,

Minyi ~ :D

Heyya

2008-03-28T06:08:00.000-07:00

Guess who!!!

Erm, yeah. This is Ember. Or RL. Or whatever.

So, this is my first post on the class blog. Hopefully- hopefully- I can follow up next time. Or something crap like that.

Anyways.

To our anonymous taggers:
We would totally appreciate it if you could leave a name behind. At least don't use those lame, no-identity names, right? Right?
Also, please be more civil in our class blog. And touch up on your grammar. Thanks.
You know, just because you your mind capacity is so limited that you have been reduced to such crude words, doesn't mean the rest of us are like you too.
I really question your sanity. It must be the pits.

Time to threaten people with atomic wedges.

Erm. So yeah. Bye?

Bye.

Good riddance.

I mean...

Oh, never mind.

2008-03-20T06:02:00.000-07:00

C’mon, Xin Yi. You can’t even keep your own blog, like, alive? What makes you think you can handle the class blog?

And the password is private and confidential. Since you don’t want a class blog, then don’t bother coming. You might not want it, but some others do. They can come while you can get your ass outta here.

Don’t complain that the class blog is damn dead, because your blog isn’t wonderfully alive. And I’m not complaining about you people disliking the song, I’m just complaining about Wei Quan pestering for the song, ‘Innocence’.

Scram if you don’t want a blog.

2008-03-15T07:05:00.000-07:00

Right, so everyone hates their class.

Someone even plans to murder her chairman!!! Okay, Mel and Zhao Yi, do not fear, HL is here. Here to help, duh.

So, I’ll start with Merleesar. The whole class is ganging up on you, eh… well, that just means that there’s something seriously wrong with you!

It’s not just three or four that’s ganging up on you. It’s the whole class. Must be something you did right?!

Perhaps your perfect bootlicking skills pissed them off. Maybe you were damn bossy. Maybe you show-off too much. So, think about what you did before you start accusing others of attacking you.

And let’s move on to dear Zhao Yi.

Hmm… If we’re dealing with Zhao Yi, then I must say that her class really sucks. Try to be friends with some decent people. And there you go.

And Ruo Ling…

You will get hanged if you murder someone. So, be more crafty if you plan to murder someone. Leave no fingerprints. The best way to murder someone is to stab the person through his head.

Hong Leng.

2008-02-16T20:38:00.001-08:00

Just shut the hell up, you ungrateful noobs out there!

Xin Yi, will there be a difference if someone else posted?! That person we pick will be just as busy!!!!!! And Xin Yi, haven't you been browsing through blogs?! Nobody posts, except for some.

They can't even keep their own blogs alive, nevermind the class blog. And don't you people get tired of Avril Lavigne!? And Innocence is waaaaaay more solemn than Breakaway.

Quit complaining already! Min Yi and I are just as busy as you, even though I come from a lousy school. We take time to come here and post, and try to make this class blog pleasant for you ungrateful people.

And you people are just complaining about the song, about the number of people who post. I changed the song, but does the number of people who post matter?! Does it matter!? Huh?! Does it?! Does it?!

NO. YOU'RE NOT THE ONE DOING ALL THESE STUFF, SO OF COURSE YOU THINK IT MATTERS. WELL, IF YOU ARE AN EXPERT BLOGGER LIKE MIN YI, THINGS LIKE THAT WON'T EVEN FLASH ACROSS YOUR MIND.

JUST BE GRATEFUL WITH WHAT YOU HAVE NOW PEOPLE. IT'S EITHER THIS, OR NO CLASS BLOG AT ALL. YOU CHOOSE.

2008-02-10T04:50:00.000-08:00

Happy Chinese New Year, dudes.

Apologies for not posting for so long. Like I said, I'm very busy nowadays. I seriously dislike the teachers in Jun Yuan Secondary. They don't give a damn about their students, even when one of their student was soooo cold after swimming. Yes, that student is yours truly.

Last week, the weather was kinda cool, and the water was freezing that day. And we still had to go for that lame swimming course. My lips turned purple and when I got out of the pool, I asked my teacher if I could go get myself a cup of hot Milo.

She gave me a screwed up face and said, "No!!!" And my lips were still purple and I still felt cold after showering. If my classmates didn't wrap themselves around my arms to provide me with their body heat, I would have died.

So, the teachers in TNPS are still the best....

Everyone is a somebody except for me,

Hong Leng

2008-02-02T05:54:00.000-08:00

Fellow Classmates!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hello EVERYBODY!!!!!

Haha. I'm hyper. And excited too. You guys know why??? Coz chinese New Year is coming!!!!! Haha, that means HOLIDAYS! And then, that means that THERE IS 6.9 GATHERING! Okay, I dont expect the whole 6.9 to come but then i want as MANY as possible to come okay???? Oh ya, the timing and venue's not confirmed yet. I need to EMAIL Mrs Gan about it first these two days, so the below details ARE NOT CONFIRMED YET.

Date : 6th Feb 2008 aka CNY eve
Time: Afternoon. Anytime (Not confirmed yet coz i dont know if the school will be closed in the afternoons)
Venue: Obviously school, canteen. NOT CONFIRMED ALSO.
People who are invited: EVERY SIX-NINERIANS INCLUDING PRIS WHO JOINED OUR BIG 6.9 FAMILY LATER =)
Others: Please everyone..Please come! But my school will release after 12 ++ or maybe 1++ Siann. Pris and I will try to rush back to Tampines As fast as possible.

Anyone knows how to contact Mrs Gab pls tell me. ty!

I'm freaking tired.

Chocolates & Cookies,
Minyi

2008-01-19T05:44:00.000-08:00

Greetings, fellow 6.9-ians.

It has indeed, been a long time. I am very busy lately, and I haven't been posting on the Class Blog. Have my deepest sincere apologies, I will try and post as much as possible.

Some of you tired chaps say, "Secondary One life is extremely tiring." I have no violent objections, but I you'll have to live with it. We don't have choices, you know. We are controlled like puppets by the one and only evil MOE.

Nevermind, it's best not to continue or they'll sue us. Accept my deepest sincere apologies for this short pathetic post, but I have to go.

Tea and Coffee,

Hong Leng

2008-01-13T03:54:00.000-08:00

ELLO GUYS.

I miss you all ><

Some seniors acutally performed Umbrella during the orientation camp. It reminds me of all of you!!!!!!!!!!! *sigh*

So how's life and school???? What CCA you guys are joining???? Well, I'm going for Guitar. But there is this sickening trial which I have to go.....NOOOOOOOOOOOO.

AND AND. There will be a class Gathering during Chinese New Year Eve. Everyone must come okay? Now i need to make sure that my school will let us go off earlier.....

Will let you guys know the details when the date is nearer! =)

CHEERIOS.
M.Y

2007-12-31T09:33:00.000-08:00

-UPDATE

Guys, It's not a class gathering. Just some gatherings between friends. Will inform all of you if there is a CLASS gathering. As for our own gathering, will inform you if you are invited. =)

Cheerios is not cereals,
Minyi

2007-12-31T04:22:00.000-08:00

WOAH!!!!! 2007's Officially Over!!!!!

No wait, there are still about less than 4 hours before it's over.

Yea, I'm Lazy,i know. But it's really hard to try and keep so many blogs alive!*yawns* Anyway, hope you guys can go back to TNPS often and visit our favourite teachers! =D I'm going back soon! After school open. So how's everyone's new school? Hm...maybe you guys can leave your new schools at the tagboard so that we can keep track ! Or else we dont know how to contact you when there is a class gathering(if there is...) Uh huh. OH YA, You must be wondering who I am...It's MINYI here! Forgot to tell you all = =

Well, Wish you guys a Happy New Year & Good Luck!

Cheerios,
Minyi

2007-12-29T06:53:00.000-08:00

Oh, I'm the only one keeping this class blog alive...

And trust me, I'm not that reluctant. Min Yi, it's time YOU post instead of relying on me. Yawn, anyway, did everyone enjoy their Christmas? I sincerely hope so dudes.

And since this blog's so empty, why do I put in effort to like, brighten it up? It's not worth it, since no one appreciates what I do.

Anyways, I received the best Christmas Present from my best friend.

Your really tired classmate,
HL

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